50% of me wants to be the type of girl who does yoga at night, and drinks green tea, and reads books, and wears cute pyjamas, and stays at home; while the other 50% of me wants to wear my sexiest outfit and go out doing lines of cocaine off strippers racks while dancing to dirty music until I black out.
rawrifiedd: marcusbah: whoknowsinthiscrazymixedupworld: I. AM. SCREAMING. I HAVE FINALLY SEEN IT OH SWEET JESUS I HAVE NO REGRETS ABOUT HAVING THIS ON MY BLOG why aren’t these kids my bestfriends. why. I FOUND IT. I FINALLY FOUND IT. MY LIFE IS FUCKING COMPLETE OMFG OMG wtf was that? :L Dear future kids, You better be as awesome as these two. I just love it so much YESSSSSSS. I...